Take a Shower, Show Up On Time, and Don't Steal Anything: And Other Sh*t I Learned the Hard Way
Released! 05/22/2015
Take a Shower, Show Up On Time, and Don't Steal Anything: And Other Sh*t I Learned the Hard Way
by Dave Ryan
Hardcover

Are men really scared of independent women? Should I loan my friend money? Why bother stopping at lemonade stands?

Veteran radio personality Dave Ryan is here to tackle these burning questions and more. Armed with his signature self-deprecating wit and real talk, he's here to help you maneuver the world's attempts to throw you off your game.

Take a Shower, Show Up On Time, and Don't Steal Anything is the perfect manual on how to be an adult. Filled with pearls of wisdom... read more